有哪些用代码写的冷笑话？ 第1页

       root@tecmint:~# world  bash: world: not found      

       root@tecmint:~# touch girls boo**   touch: cannot touch `girls boo**': Permission denied      

       root@tecmint:~# nice man woman  No manual entry for woman     

       root@tecmint:~# ^How did the sex change operation go?^   bash: :s^How did the sex change operation go?^ : substitution failed     

       root@tecmint:~# %blow   bash: fg: %blow: no such job     

       root@tecmint:~# make love   make: *** No rule to make target `love'.  Stop.     

       $ [ whereis my brain?                     sh: 2: [: missing ]     

       % man: why did you get a divorce?  man:: Too many arguments.     

       % !:say, what is saccharine?  Bad substitute.     

       server@localhost:/srv$ (-  bash: (-: command not found     

       who | grep -i blonde | date; cd ~; unzip; touch; strip; finger; mount; gasp; yes; uptime; umount; sleep