玩三国志11想到的一些搞笑点，谁还注意了其他搞笑设定？
玩《三国志11》，每次想到那些让人忍俊不禁的设定，就觉得这款游戏真是太有意思了。
最让我印象深刻的，莫过于那些名将们的奇葩战法和特技了。比如， once you’ve got Guan Yu in your court, he’s not just a fighter, he’s a oneman army. His “神将” (Divine General) ability is so overpowered, it’s almost unfair. I remember one campaign where I was facing a much larger enemy force, but Guan Yu singlehandedly turned the tide. He was charging through enemy ranks like a hot knife through butter, his attack and defense stats skyrocketing with every successful hit. It was so absurdly powerful that I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. And then there’s Zhou Yu’s “火神” (Fire God). When he unleashes his fire attacks, the map literally lights up like a Christmas tree. Sometimes, it feels like he's not just fighting the enemy, he's trying to burn down the entire province. The visual effect alone is hilarious, seeing flames engulfing entire formations.
But it’s not just the combat that’s funny. The character portraits themselves are often a source of amusement. Some of them are so exaggerated, so full of personality, that they seem to have a life of their own. You’ve got the stern, unyielding expressions, the sly, cunning smiles, and then there are those characters who look utterly bewildered by the whole situation. I always get a kick out of seeing how the artists interpreted these historical figures. Some of them are spot on, capturing the essence of their legends, while others… well, let’s just say they’re more like caricatures.
Then there are the bizarre diplomatic situations that can arise. You can be on the verge of a major offensive, your armies poised for victory, and suddenly, some minor warlord you barely even know decides to send you a "gift" of a few hundred gold. Or even worse, they might try to propose a marriage alliance, completely oblivious to the fact that you’re currently in the middle of a brutal war. It’s like, “Hey, my son is looking for a wife, and your emperor seems like a decent chap. How about we unite our kingdoms?” while your cities are burning. It really breaks the immersion in the most comical way.
And let’s not forget the sheer absurdity of some of the generic officers. You might have a brilliant strategist like Zhuge Liang leading your armies, but then you’ll have some random, nameless officer with stats that suggest they’re barely capable of tying their own shoes, yet they’re somehow commanding a legion of elite troops. It’s like the game just randomly assigns people to positions sometimes, and the result can be utterly ridiculous. I've seen officers with low intelligence somehow manage to execute complex maneuvers, while brilliant minds seem to struggle with basic troop movement.
The game also has this way of making even the most mundane tasks hilariously involved. For example, when you’re trying to develop a city, you have to assign individual officers to specific tasks like farming, commerce, or defense. You might have your most trusted general out there diligently overseeing the irrigation system, or your wisest advisor trying to figure out how to improve the local pottery production. It’s a nice touch that adds depth, but seeing these legendary figures doing such downtoearth jobs can be quite amusing. It’s like, "Yeah, Sun Tzu, the master of strategy, is really passionate about increasing our grain yields this year."
Finally, there’s the sheer scale of the game and the sometimes unexpected consequences of your actions. You can spend hours meticulously planning a campaign, only to have it all fall apart because of a sudden barbarian invasion or a peasant revolt. It’s that feeling of “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!” that makes it so memorable. And when you finally achieve a major victory, after all the setbacks and absurdities, the feeling of accomplishment is immense. It’s the kind of game where you can have a very serious, strategic battle, and then five minutes later, you’re laughing at how some random officer managed to cheese their way through an entire enemy army with nothing but sheer luck and a bizarrely high leadership stat.
最让我印象深刻的，莫过于那些名将们的奇葩战法和特技了。比如， once you’ve got Guan Yu in your court, he’s not just a fighter, he’s a oneman army. His “神将” (Divine General) ability is so overpowered, it’s almost unfair. I remember one campaign where I was facing a much larger enemy force, but Guan Yu singlehandedly turned the tide. He was charging through enemy ranks like a hot knife through butter, his attack and defense stats skyrocketing with every successful hit. It was so absurdly powerful that I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. And then there’s Zhou Yu’s “火神” (Fire God). When he unleashes his fire attacks, the map literally lights up like a Christmas tree. Sometimes, it feels like he's not just fighting the enemy, he's trying to burn down the entire province. The visual effect alone is hilarious, seeing flames engulfing entire formations.
But it’s not just the combat that’s funny. The character portraits themselves are often a source of amusement. Some of them are so exaggerated, so full of personality, that they seem to have a life of their own. You’ve got the stern, unyielding expressions, the sly, cunning smiles, and then there are those characters who look utterly bewildered by the whole situation. I always get a kick out of seeing how the artists interpreted these historical figures. Some of them are spot on, capturing the essence of their legends, while others… well, let’s just say they’re more like caricatures.
Then there are the bizarre diplomatic situations that can arise. You can be on the verge of a major offensive, your armies poised for victory, and suddenly, some minor warlord you barely even know decides to send you a "gift" of a few hundred gold. Or even worse, they might try to propose a marriage alliance, completely oblivious to the fact that you’re currently in the middle of a brutal war. It’s like, “Hey, my son is looking for a wife, and your emperor seems like a decent chap. How about we unite our kingdoms?” while your cities are burning. It really breaks the immersion in the most comical way.
And let’s not forget the sheer absurdity of some of the generic officers. You might have a brilliant strategist like Zhuge Liang leading your armies, but then you’ll have some random, nameless officer with stats that suggest they’re barely capable of tying their own shoes, yet they’re somehow commanding a legion of elite troops. It’s like the game just randomly assigns people to positions sometimes, and the result can be utterly ridiculous. I've seen officers with low intelligence somehow manage to execute complex maneuvers, while brilliant minds seem to struggle with basic troop movement.
The game also has this way of making even the most mundane tasks hilariously involved. For example, when you’re trying to develop a city, you have to assign individual officers to specific tasks like farming, commerce, or defense. You might have your most trusted general out there diligently overseeing the irrigation system, or your wisest advisor trying to figure out how to improve the local pottery production. It’s a nice touch that adds depth, but seeing these legendary figures doing such downtoearth jobs can be quite amusing. It’s like, "Yeah, Sun Tzu, the master of strategy, is really passionate about increasing our grain yields this year."
Finally, there’s the sheer scale of the game and the sometimes unexpected consequences of your actions. You can spend hours meticulously planning a campaign, only to have it all fall apart because of a sudden barbarian invasion or a peasant revolt. It’s that feeling of “Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me!” that makes it so memorable. And when you finally achieve a major victory, after all the setbacks and absurdities, the feeling of accomplishment is immense. It’s the kind of game where you can have a very serious, strategic battle, and then five minutes later, you’re laughing at how some random officer managed to cheese their way through an entire enemy army with nothing but sheer luck and a bizarrely high leadership stat.
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三国志11的音乐其实非常出色，但是其音乐触发条件是有些弄巧成拙的，甚至在本土销量不佳可能就有这方面的原因。
战斗音乐的触发规律大致如下：
玩家兵力处于劣势（一般是防守）时，奏“劣势”（最优先判定）；
玩家是小势力但兵力处于优势时，奏“优位”；
玩家是大势力（定义为10城以上）且兵力处于优势时，奏“破竹”。
所以大体来说，玩曹魏（后期）比较容易出破竹，玩刘备比较容易出劣势，玩孙吴比较容易出优位（孙权在225年以前也算小势力，但是由于地缘、水军、火计优势很容易形成局部上风）。此外，玩家的一般反馈是，劣势音乐最不好听，优位音乐最有代表性。
这可能倒不是因为制作者有多喜欢东吴，可能只是为了保证赤壁之战、夷陵之战等经典战役，东吴一方火攻发动转为胜势之时，音乐会突然从比较沉闷变得雄壮激昂，起到这么个转折效果。
但在实际游戏中，我估计日本玩家第一次还是选刘备和前期曹操的居多，毕竟很少有人会一开始就会上手大帝国，而207、211孙权对于大多数玩家而言玩点也不是最优先的。大多数人都更习惯从1、2座城开始创业。
然后这个音乐程序设计的搞笑之处就出来了，1城时期的刘备被大兵压境是常事，而前期曹操也经常会被董卓（反董剧本）、袁绍之类的摁着打，或者因为四战之地被围攻，这时候系统就会频繁判定玩家处于劣势（所有条件都满足时，“劣势”是最优先触发的，只要你有一座城外的地域是劣势兵力，就都会判定为劣势），“劣势”BGM就会不断地单曲循环，甚至90%以上时间都在播这一套曲子。
所以大体来说，我估计这个问题在中国市场体现得不明显（毕竟很多D版没准都没有音乐），而日本玩家却是以注重音乐质量著称的，没准还没体会到游戏10%魅力前，就已经怒删了。没准当初光荣要是在游戏发布前多测试，把音乐触发文件调一下，可能结果都会好不少。
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